Christians outraged by poster showing Mary and Joseph after sex

Christians outraged by poster showing Mary and Joseph after sex

The large poster depicts a dejected-looking Joseph lying next to Mary, whose eyes are turned heavenwards, under the words: “Poor Joseph. God was a hard act to follow.”

Both figures, painted in classical fresco style, appear to be naked.

Within hours of the billboard being erected outside the Anglican church of St Matthew’s in the City, in central Auckland, it had been attacked by a man who clambered on to the roof of his car to smear brown paint over it.

As a result it was almost obliterated and the church, which describes itself as “progressive”, is seeking a replacement.

Archdeacon Glynn Cardy said the billboard was intended to lampoon the literal interpretation of the Christmas conception story “and that somehow this male God impregnated Mary”.

“What we’re trying to do is to get people to think more about what Christmas is all about,” he said.

“We actually think God is about the power of love as shown in Jesus, which is something quite different than a literal man up in the sky.”

He said the church had asked an advertising agency to come up with ideas for the poster and the one they had chosen was not the most radical.

“One of the options we turned down had a sperm coming down with the words ‘Joy to the World’,” he said.

St Matthew’s was inundated with angry phone calls and emails soon after the billboard appeared at a busy street corner on Thursday.

The poster also sparked a barrage of comments to radio stations and on internet websites.

Among leading critics was Lyndsay Freer, a spokesman for the Catholic Church, who said: "This is disrespectful and offensive to all Christians.

“It’s flying in the face of our 2,000-year-old beliefs,” she said.

nice poster >:D

I lol’ed > “One of the options we turned down had a sperm coming down with the words ‘Joy to the World’,” he said.

Perhaps a marginally less “offensive” caption would have been, “Thank you, Joseph. That was immaculate!” ;D >:D

'Luthon64

It was a church putting it up? Divide and rule!

Supposedly Jesus had siblings who were presumably not immaculately conceived, so I’m not exactly sure what all the fuss is about. Catholics believe some strange things though so I guess it’s not all that surprising.

This poster just appeals to me on so many levels. ;D

I’m very glad the religious are getting in on the blasphemy action.

This is really funny. I have often though about how I would have responded if I was Joseph. Can you imagine your wife coming home tomorrow and telling you that she is pregnant and it isn’t yours…oh, but not to worry - she didn’t sleep around with anyone except God. (I think this is an appropriate place to use this emoticon - (wtf!!)) But that is not all…you then say no problem darling…let me go and spread the good news!
Joseph must have been a complete prat…dumbass!

I know this is a bit late - this thread was from last year. But I would like to add something here:

In the Jewish community 2000 years ago if a girl fell pregnant before she was married she got stoned to death. So Mary and Joseph are skrewing around and oooh shit! Hey - let’s just tell everyone I’m a virgin and that the pregnancy is a miracle. The only miracle is that the community bought the lie and passed it on as divine truth. Now we can really say ??? (wtf!!)