Got this in my inbox the other day.
Enjoy, as I did!
'Luthon64
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurts
Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
1,000,000 microphones = 1 megaphone
2,000,000 bicycles = 2 megacycles
365.25 days = 1 unicycle
2,000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbird
52 cards = 1 decacards
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
1,000 millilitres of wet socks = 1 litrehosen
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
1,000,000,000,000 pins = 1 terapin
10 rations = 1 decoration
100 rations = 1 C-ration
2 monograms = 1 diagram
4 nickels = 2 paradigms
2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
100 Senators = Not 1 decision