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Here’s an extract from Atheist Jesus on Uncyclopedia:
[b]Birth[/b] Joseph was much better prepared when the birth of the second Jesus occurred. He had planned the route to the nearest hospital on his 'little donkey' several times. They took the dusty road and arrived in plenty of time for Jesus 2 to be born in the relative comfort of Nazareth General.[size=11pt]Naming
“Why do we have to call him Jesus?” Joseph reportedly remarked after the “Virgin” Mary insisted on the second-born also being named Jesus.Mary replied, “The first son of God is Jesus, the second son of God is Jesus, if there’s a third son of God, guess what, he’ll be called fucking Jesus, now get over it.”
Loss of Faith
After his brother Jesus had died on the cross, Jesus 2 insisted on becoming known as Jesus. He also announced that he wished to meet his real father. Mary again explained that his father was God, to which Jesus answered that in that case he wished to have a face to face with the Almighty. “Joseph has been a great father to me, but I just feel that I want to get to know my real dad” he commented, “God’s been very much an absent father and I don’t think he’s been entirely diligent over the maintenance payments. I just want to give him the chance to explain.” [/size]
More on http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Atheist_Jesus
Behold… the muffles troll >:D :-*
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Actually… A WIN…
that is still the funniest thing i’ve seen in ages. when i saw it the first time, i had the hysterical giggles for hours
More of a facepalm actually…
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I recall laughing very loudly, actually drawing non-approving stares from the crowd, when watching the Simpsons movie and homer exclaimed: “This book doesn’t have any answers!”. I LOL’ed a LOT!
This one is dedicated to all the men here… >:D
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An exchange that happened in my office one day, and one of the best comebacks I’ve ever witnessed.
Person A: “I’ve always wondered, is living with a huge penis a privilege or a pain…”
Person B: “Guess you’ll never know.”
Posted on FB by a friend:
A friend of mine just started his own business, making landmines that look like prayer mats.
It’s doing well.
He says Prophets are going through the roof.