Islamic cleric bans women from touching cucumbers for sexual resemblence

Wow as if islamic extremism couldn’t get any more ridiculous. Maybe they are worried pure, innocent muslim ladies will believe all penises should be the size of a midsummer english cucumber!

http://bikyamasr.com/50403/islamic-cleric-bans-women-from-touching-bananas-cucumbers-for-sexual-resemblance/

My boyfriend’s dick is just like a cucumber.
What? So big?
No, so green!

vom

Like this?


I had to read around on that site to make sure it isn’t satire of the Landover Baptist sort. With these nuts it is in fact pretty difficult to distinguish between satire and the real thing.

Love that X-rated cucumber… :slight_smile: