Kwa- ZuluNatal Man draws map of heaven after visiting 4 times

http://www.sowetanlive.co.za/news/2012/03/19/i-ve-been-to-heaven

I saw that story earlier this week as well. Would’ve loved to see the actual detail of that “map”. Heaven can’t be all that big if one man can draw a full map of it…

Alas, us heathens are all going to hell, so fat lot of good a map of heaven will do us.

Don’t worry, I’m sure we’ll all get the VIP guided tour.

Today a map, tommorrow a book,cd and dvd.

Yeah and how many places have you been to more than 4 times that you could draw an accurate to scale map of?! And there’s 11 heavens?? One of the times he met “God” on an ice planet called Jadalem?? I have some crazy dreams some times but I don’t feel it necessary to share…

I think the best bit is “Jesus is White” - he wouldn’t even have been white when/if he was alive!!

I don’t need a map for where I’m going - I’m staying right in the ground and giving my “soul” to bacteria

I wonder if he plotted possible escape routes? All those harps and things would drive me dotty…

Yup, not mention the Jehovah Witnesses who knock on your door at seven on a Sunday morning to give you a “we told you so” pamphlet…

And worse, you won’t be able to kill them!