- I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees get bigger as they approach. Then it hit me.
- Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
A geek favourite:
- The box said to install Windows 95 or better, so I installed Linux.
A geek favourite:
I agree. And “A bird in the hand makes it difficult to blow your nose” is equally true. Just this afternoon I was holding my (yellow) budgie in my hand while I have a cold and I can assure you it was quite difficult.
This thread is like déjà vu all over again.
'Luthon64
Mmmm … budgies can be tricky. Have you tried laughing doves? They don’t bite and are far more absorbent.
Rigil
Heh! still chuckling…
My wife and I have a good understanding about money. I earn it and she spend it.
Reminds me of: Ek en jy het 'n verstandhouding, ek het die verstand en jy het die houding.
“Now, sometimes people always say: ‘The way he is talking, he is talking about Mangaung.’ I am not standing, I am not running for anything but I am also not running away from anything,” said Sexwale.Then, sometimes people never say: "I want to be president. Vote for me."