Re: Rapport newspaper article on perpetual motion/free energy


But that was the case when Steve Hofmeyr actually invented a perpetual motion machine during a stage show and then later changed the laws of physics so that nobody else could do it.


  • Steve Hofmeyr once sakkied with 10 boere Poppies at once.
  • Not even Chuck Norris gets as many fathers day cards as Steve Hofmeyr.
  • Morkels gives Steve Hofmeyr any guarantee he wants.

… and so on and so on.

Okay, I just couldn’t let that one slide.

The only element Chuck Norris believes in, is the element of surprise.