http://www.mg.co.za/articlePage.aspx?area=/breaking_news/breaking_news__national/&articleId=283269
You must suspect that you may be doing something wrong when 60 knowledgeable people tell you that you are. Of course, 60 people could be wrong, but not if they actually have evidence to back them up and you only have unproven ideas misconceptions.
On a somewhat lighter, but nonetheless similarly tragic note, here’s …
Manto’s Glossary of Common Medical Terms
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Artery
Bacteria
Barium
Bowels
Caesarean Section
Cat scan
D&C
Dilate
Enema
Fester
Genital
Impotent
Labour pain
Medical staff
Morbid
Nitrates
Outpatient
Pelvis
Postoperative
Seizure
Terminal illness
Tumour
Urine
ZUMA (Z.U.M.A.)
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The study of paintings
Back door of the cafeteria
What you do with dead patients
A, E, I, O and U
A suburb of Rome
A search for kitty
Where Washington is situated
To live longer
Not your friend
Quicker
Not a Jew
Distinguished, well known
Getting hurt at work
Doctor’s walking stick
Higher offer
Cheaper than day rates
A person who’s fainted
A friend of Elvis
A letter courier
A Roman emperor
When you get sick at the airport
Another couple
The opposite of “you’re out”
Zero Understanding of Medical Affairs
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'Luthon64
Ha!!
brilliant!