Ancestors blamed for railway collisions
The prosecution rests you honour.
Yes the ancestors must really hate those stupid hippos. Bad planning and substandard engineering, human error, shit happens, none of these things could possibly be at fault here. They’d better slaughter something, quick…
No more likely than a bleeding Messiah >:D
Nice post, thanks benguela 
What a tough decision the authorities had to make.
Imagine the conference: “Do we pay to restore the cattle and wildlife fences or do we pay for a traditional ceremony to keep animals off the line? Obviously both solutions are as effective but the traditional ceremony is cheaper.”
Do the people of Sena have access to Senna Pods? because if they use them their thinking might be clearer.
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[quote]Their concerns emerged after a train ran over a hippopotamus last week while doing maintenance work on the line close to the Zambezi River…[\quote]
they have very clever hippos there…no wonder they are angry!
Ek bekak myself sommer!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oPnVBO5s9-M/SD0ysdvZ-mI/AAAAAAAAApc/H2o-JqBYAJU/s400/HIPPO+CHASE.jpg 
(ahead by a nose and a kakstreep)
arme fokker. ek hoor die hippos kan nogals hardloop as hulle moet.