# Vengeance **URL:** \ **Category:** Off topic\ **Created:** [27 November 2013 08:56 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620 "2013-11-27T08:56:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Faerie](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/fbc32d/32.png) [@Faerie](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Faerie)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 08:56 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/1 "2013-11-27T08:56:13Z")
Our neighbour to the back of our property complained about smoke from our chimney during the winter of 2012. We didnt utilise the fireplace for the rest of that particular winter. During the winter of 2013 we used the fireplace twice and about a week later she arrived with a posse of Metro Police officers and loudly proclaimed that she would have us arrested and would sue us for her health problems (she’s asthmatic). We consulted an attorney who drew up a compromise letter where we will only utilise antracite in our fireplace, she refused to agree to the compromise. We did not utilise our fireplace again, however, we are now also not able to freely use our backyard braai as this is also an issue to her. We have good relations with all the other neighbours and all were willing to provide a statement that our fireplace and braai does not constitute a nuisance to them at all. Last night we had a Estate agent knocking on our door stating that our neighbour sent her as she (the neighbour) said that we would like to sell our home… This of-course led to us sitting in our garden thinking up vengeful retaliation - from throwing HTH on their lawn, having a 3 ton truck full of pig manure delivered on their front stoep and getting Whackhead to phone them. What would you like to do to people when they finally manage to piss you off on a grand scale (aside from going the legal upstanding law abiding citizen route which we are…) ---
**Author:** ![Mefiante](https://forum.skepticza.org/user_avatar/forum.skepticza.org/mefiante/32/903_2.png) [@Mefiante](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Mefiante)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 10:59 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/2 "2013-11-27T10:59:09Z")
Get a few tubes of liquid superglue and squeeze their contents into all of her Yale-type keyholes, including padlocks, while she’s away. Then amuse yourselves as she tries to get back into her house… Or you can clone her number plate, mount it on the back of your car and take a lengthy drive around the e-toll highways after the 3rd of December. 'Luthon64 ---
**Author:** ![BoogieMonster](https://forum.skepticza.org/user_avatar/forum.skepticza.org/boogiemonster/32/901_2.png) [@BoogieMonster](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/BoogieMonster)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 11:33 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/3 "2013-11-27T11:33:05Z")
I’ve always mused about picking an particularly bad enemy and writing something creative, on their driveway, using thermite. ---
**Author:** ![Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Mintaka)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 13:13 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/4 "2013-11-27T13:13:38Z")
> [@BoogieMonster post:3](#): > > thermite What’s that, a red hot ant? r. ---
**Author:** ![st0nes](https://forum.skepticza.org/user_avatar/forum.skepticza.org/st0nes/32/102_2.png) [@st0nes](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/st0nes)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 13:14 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/5 "2013-11-27T13:14:16Z")
Get hold of her credit card details and order a whole lot of grunge porn to be delivered to her house. ---
**Author:** ![Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Mintaka)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 13:19 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/6 "2013-11-27T13:19:54Z")
Smear some axle grease on the inside of her car door handle. ---
**Author:** ![st0nes](https://forum.skepticza.org/user_avatar/forum.skepticza.org/st0nes/32/102_2.png) [@st0nes](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/st0nes)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 13:21 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/7 "2013-11-27T13:21:46Z")
Make an anonymous call to SARS and tell them she hasn’t declared the income she makes from renting out her bod 'round the hood… ---
**Author:** ![Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Mintaka)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 13:23 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/8 "2013-11-27T13:23:47Z")
> [@st0nes post:7](#): > > Make an anonymous call to SARS and tell them she hasn’t declared the income she makes from renting out her bod 'round the hood… Can she deduct for asset depreciation? Rigil ---
**Author:** ![BoogieMonster](https://forum.skepticza.org/user_avatar/forum.skepticza.org/boogiemonster/32/901_2.png) [@BoogieMonster](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/BoogieMonster)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 14:11 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/9 "2013-11-27T14:11:51Z")
> [@Rigil Kent post:4](#): > > > [@BoogieMonster post:3](#): > > > > thermite > > What’s that, a red hot ant? > > r. A powdered mixture of iron-oxide (rust) and aluminium. Has a very high ignition point (so you have to light it with a blowtorch, etc), but it burns so hot it’ll melt through an engine block in seconds [[1]](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdCsbZf1_Ng). ---
**Author:** ![brianvds](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@brianvds](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/brianvds)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 14:37 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/10 "2013-11-27T14:37:18Z")
Put an ad in all the papers for smoke-free charcoal. With her number as the contact number. ---
**Author:** ![cr1t](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@cr1t](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/cr1t)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 15:16 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/11 "2013-11-27T15:16:19Z")
Lol I think send one back to her at least. ---
**Author:** ![BoogieMonster](https://forum.skepticza.org/user_avatar/forum.skepticza.org/boogiemonster/32/901_2.png) [@BoogieMonster](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/BoogieMonster)\ **Post date:** [27 November 2013 15:28 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/12 "2013-11-27T15:28:41Z")
Get yapper-dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Faerie](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/fbc32d/32.png) [@Faerie](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Faerie)\ **Post date:** [28 November 2013 04:34 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/13 "2013-11-28T04:34:51Z")
> [@brianvds post:10](#): > > Put an ad in all the papers for smoke-free charcoal. With her number as the contact number. Briallian!!! ;D ---
**Author:** ![Tweefo](https://forum.skepticza.org/user_avatar/forum.skepticza.org/tweefo/32/2479_2.png) [@Tweefo](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Tweefo)\ **Post date:** [28 November 2013 05:22 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/14 "2013-11-28T05:22:43Z")
And there I was, thinking that you are a peace loving, turn the other cheek, bunch. Not even Christians would come up with this. ---
**Author:** ![st0nes](https://forum.skepticza.org/user_avatar/forum.skepticza.org/st0nes/32/102_2.png) [@st0nes](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/st0nes)\ **Post date:** [28 November 2013 05:23 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/15 "2013-11-28T05:23:13Z")
Or wait till the end of the 16 days of non-violence against women and children, then shoot her in the head. ---
**Author:** ![cr1t](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@cr1t](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/cr1t)\ **Post date:** [28 November 2013 06:28 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/16 "2013-11-28T06:28:32Z")
> [@st0nes post:15](#): > > Or wait till the end of the 16 days of non-violence against women and children, then shoot her in the head. A little bit far maybe. But really I would have a big braai every saturday, invite the local biker club. There is no law and will there ever be a law in this country that says you can’t braai. I think it is the constitution. ---
**Author:** ![Mefiante](https://forum.skepticza.org/user_avatar/forum.skepticza.org/mefiante/32/903_2.png) [@Mefiante](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Mefiante)\ **Post date:** [28 November 2013 06:58 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/17 "2013-11-28T06:58:27Z")
If you can get at her inhaler undetected, put some novocaine on its mouthpiece. Then get your youngest to phone her, asking to speak to Mrs Numb-lips. Or, instead of novocaine, rub a habanero chilli around the inhaler mouthpiece and have your youngest ask for Mrs Hot-lips. 'Luthon64 ---
**Author:** ![Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Mintaka)\ **Post date:** [28 November 2013 07:21 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/18 "2013-11-28T07:21:38Z")
> [@st0nes post:15](#): > > Or wait till the end of the 16 days of non-violence against women and children, then shoot her in the head. ;D Now that’s dark! ---
**Author:** ![Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/m/bb73d2/32.png) [@Mintaka](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Mintaka)\ **Post date:** [28 November 2013 07:58 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/19 "2013-11-28T07:58:31Z")
> [@BoogieMonster post:12](#): > > Get yapper-dogs. Or crapper-dogs. ---
**Author:** ![Faerie](https://forum.skepticza.org/letter_avatar_proxy/v4/letter/f/fbc32d/32.png) [@Faerie](https://forum.skepticza.org/u/Faerie)\ **Post date:** [2 December 2013 06:51 UTC](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620/20 "2013-12-02T06:51:57Z")
From another thread, but Boogie has a point… > [@BoogieMonster post:87](#): > > It would be great if everyone could just get along, we could avoid conflict and strife, and work together as humanity. However when we do not rock the boat, when we are too passive, the ‘self aggrandising pirates’ take over. So it can only work if absolutely everyone does it. > > That’s not going to happen, so we need, as we do in the world, a balance between being passive and being aggressive. Anyhows, my saga continues, on Friday night we received a final written warning from the council to stop burning our garden refuse in the middle of the night. The night in question was last Thursday in the middle of that huge thunderstorm that hit Gauteng… [Next page](https://forum.skepticza.org/t/vengeance/4620.md?page=2)