Would you like to live forever?

[gothcatgirl]

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[st0nes]

@GCG post:40

unfortunately cremation is not as easy as building a bonfire.

Tell me about it. We wanted to cremate my mother-in-law, but the crap we got from the council was unbelievable. Apparently they’ve got a bylaw that says you’ve got to wait for the old cow to die first. Friggin’ beaurocrats.

[Hermes]

@st0nes post:42

Tell me about it. We wanted to cremate my mother-in-law, but the crap we got from the council was unbelievable. Apparently they’ve got a bylaw that says you’ve got to wait for the old cow to die first. Friggin’ beaurocrats.

That’s where the Barney Bernato style burial at sea comes in so handy.