An Interview with God

Although an e-card which has admittedly beautiful images, it assumes - God would have a mouth for smiling for one, that the morals and values featured are only possible with the presence of God. Also out of all the questions you could ask when meeting such a mythical creature they seemed pretty shallow and lame and as usual focus on middle class reality. There are so many different types of video I can visualise with the same title. But it made me wonder, what would you ask?? (If given the highly unlikely and improbable opportunity)

“Would you mind fucking off and leaving us alone please?”

Now that you are before the ICC on charges of genocide, crimes against humanity, war crimes, and the crime of aggression do you have a statement regarding your and your followers actions?

“Do you play requests?”

Can you give me one good reason why I should be loyal to you?

“So tell me, can you make a rock so heavy that you can’t lift it? A simple ‘yes’ or ‘no’ will do.”

'Luthon64

Sign my Bible? Just make it out to “Gobsmacked”.

Mintaka

Haha Mintaka loving your reply. Predictable how the ecard only mentions the nice “light shining from the sky” images, when it could so easily beimages of poverty, war and repression, the things people who think just that little bit more would actually ask about…