Thanks Faerie.
And Basement Cat?
Basement cat is a natural extention of ceiling cat, of course!
The book of Job:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Job_2
Job getz teh challnge, again 1 On a diffranter day moar Birdcats cam and prezents themselfs befor Ceiling Cat, and Basement Cat cam for kiks 'n gigglz.2 And Ceiling Cat say to Basement Cat, "Where wer u?" Basement Cat said bak to da Ceiling Cat, "Im in ur erths, woking up and down uponz it. Dint I tell yu dis befor?" And Ceiling Cat wuz like, "oh yeah, sry" and Basement Cat said, "its k."3 Den Ceiling Cat say to Basement Cat, “Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me stil en he hatez yu still, even tho yu eated all hiz cookiez and killeded hiz servnts and stuff wit no resons. Haha!”
4 “Cookiez for cookiez!” Basement Cat said back. “Any man wil giv all for hiz own lifez5 I betz if yu hitz his body and boneses he gunna cursed yu ugly face.”
6 Ceiling Cat den say, “K, he iz urs. Jus dun kil him, that be bad.”
7 Basement Cat went out onto deh Urfs and gave Job teh herpiz all over hiz body, even on hiz feetz and head.8 Job wuz nazty en he scrapeded off hiz sores and eatted them.
9 Job’s wief said to Job, “OMG. Curse teh Ceiling Cat and get dead, stoopid.”
10 And Job wuz like, “OMG, joo ar stoopid. We accept cookiez from Ceiling Cat but dunt let him takeded teh cookiez away? Why dun yu jus go awayz!” Job dint not invisible error teh whole time!
and of course, the ultimate REVELATION:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Book_of_Revelation
Fla. pastor wins car for canceling Quran burning
A New Jersey car dealer plans to keep his word after offering Florida pastor Terry Jones a new car if he promised to not burn a Quran.Car dealer Brad Benson made the offer in one of his dealership’s quirky radio ads, which focus more on current events than cars.
"They said unless I was doing false advertising, they would like to arrange to pick up the car,"
He said he plans to donate the car to an organization that helps abused Muslim women.
ja right
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101015/ap_on_re_us/us_promise_to_preacher
[b]Pastoor laat Koran toe wél verbrand[/b] 2011-03-21 19:14 Gainesville, Florida - 'n Omstrede Amerikaanse predikant het Sondag toegekyk terwyl 'n Koran in 'n klein kerk in Florida verbrand is. Die Koran is verbrand deur ene pastoor Wayne Sapp, onder die toesig van Terry Jones, die omstrede predikant wat verlede September wyd veroordeel is vir sy planne om 'n hoop Korans te verbrand op die herdenking van die terroriste-aanvalle op 11 September 2001. Sondag se gebeurtenis is aangebied in die vorm van 'n "verhoor" waartydens die Koran "skuldig bevind" en "tereggestel" is. Die jurie het glo ongeveer agt minute lank beraadslaag. Die boek, wat sowat 'n uur lank in keroseen geweek is, is daarna in 'n metaalhouer in die middel van die kerk geplaas, en Sapp het dit aan die brand gesteek. Die boek het ongeveer 10 minute lank gebrand, terwyl sommige mense vir foto's poseer het. Die gebeurtenis is aan die publiek oopgestel, maar slegs sowat 30 mense het dit bygewoon. Jones het gesê hy beskou die geleentheid as 'n sukses. "Hierdie is 'n ervaring wat jy net een keer in 'n leeftyd kry," het hy gesê.Gaan hy die kar teruggee?