Dries’s Delicious Christmas Cake Recipe
INGREDIENTS:
1 cup water
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
4 Large eggs
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup of sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 bottle of Brandy
2 cups dried fruit
METHOD:
- Sample the brandy to check the quality.
- Take a large bowl, check the brandy again.
- To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink
- Repeat
- Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
- Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again
- At this point its best to make sure the brandy is still ok.
- Try another cup - just in case turn off the mixerer.
- Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
- Pick fruit off floor.
- Mix on the turner
- If the dried fruit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry loose with a drewscriver.
- Shample the brandy to check for tonsisticitity…
- Next sssiffft two cups of salt. Or something… Who giveshz a sh…
- Checka the brandy.
- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
- Add one table
- Add a shpoon of shugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over…
- Don’t forget to beat off the turner
- Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the brandy and kick the dog.
- Fall into bed.
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