THE ORION ARM ADVERTISER Year 3032 Vol 366
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234 SPACE SHIPS, USED
Quaint natural 5 billion passenger vessel suitable for collector, DIY enthusiast, or primitive species looking for a comfy place to evolve. Full-house, but requires some TLC. Runs a bit hot. Fixed orbit. Design : Pale blue dot styling, extensively customised. Model: Pre Betelgeussian accretion. Chassis: Ordinary matter ex type 1 supernova. Propulsion: Fully Newton-one compliant, no fuel requirements, no emissions. Handling: Steering a bit awkward, but corners well within limits. Shields: Atmospheric, chip-resistant, many after-market additions. Extras: Satelite Luna included at no additional cost, handy for short sightseeing trips or storage space. Contact Garth, your friendly used vehicle sales android.
Previous owners: George W Bush, Mugabe, Hitler, Stalin, Hussein, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Alexander the Great and God.
They all thought it was theirs but ownership was disputed.
Price? Should be reasonable. We could pass round a hat ;D