Darwin award survivor

Hmm, most Darwin awards are awarded posthumously. But that is of course not essential: one may qualify for the award as long as ones genes are effectively removed from the pool. Like in the case of this bloke:

http://www.health24.com/news/Man/1-926,77918.asp

What else do you expect in a city named Bangkok…

;D ;D ;D ;D
This wrong at so many levels!

The trick is to never use Extra Virgin.

… and for God’s sake not Mary’s Extra Virgin Olive Oil.
Maybe Joseph just rubbed it on.