I’m a bit short of cash at the moment, so I’m considering selling my soul.
Surely there is a wealthy benevolent christian type who might like to pay me for it. Bidding starts at US$1m. I’ll promise to praise the lord every day and to attend church ( max 2 hours ) each Sunday.
This is one Prime A-Grade soul, my man! Minted in the Dark Ages, it has had but one previous owner ( if you discount a brief period as a fluffy black cat ) whose heretical actions caused said soul to spend centuries in Purgatory being cleansed of all evil. As good as new, in fact samey-samey one times virgin soul. Best value money can buy.
Cheapskate! I suppose I could do Rent-A-Soul, and US$250 would get you about 50 Hail Marys and 1 Bloody Mary. I’ll PM you my bank details - all business conducted on a cash-up-front basis ( you can’t be too careful these days ).