Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

[wandapec]

This site is great. The funny thing is that although it is meant to be funny, many of the arguements you see on this site are used for real!

Here are some goodies, but there are too many, go and have a fun read for yourself … Hundreds of Proofs of God’s Existence

@http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

ARGUMENT FROM AGNOSTICISM
(1) I don’t know and you don’t know either.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

@http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

ARGUMENT FROM SNOTTY BRITISH BIOLOGIST
(1) Richard Dawkins ridicules religion in some of his books.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

@http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

ARGUMENT FROM PENIS ENLARGEMENT
(1) I became a born-again Christian when I was 12.
(2) Since then, my penis has grown about 2 inches.
(3) Hence, belief in God enlarges your penis.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

@http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

ARGUMENT FROM PHONECALL
(1) God is perfect and has no body.
(2) When my phone rang, there was nobody there.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

@http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF AN ARGUMENT (I)
(1) Well . . .
(2) Um . . .
(3) You see . . .
(4) Um . . .
(5) Therefore, God exists.

You can just hear this one…

@http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

GEORGE W. BUSH’S ARGUMENT
(1) That god won’t hunt.
(2) Y’all.
(3) Ergo, um, axle of evil, ahh, claridify, umm, supportification, ah, pretzel.
(3) Y’all.
(4) What he said.
(5) Therefore, God existifies.
(2) Launch.

[mdg]

That’s one of my favourite sites… ;D

Quote from: http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm ARGUMENT FROM SNOTTY BRITISH BIOLOGIST (1) Richard Dawkins ridicules religion in some of his books. (2) Therefore, God exists.

The version I’ve heard is that Richard Dawkins doesn’t know what he’s talking about when it comes to religion and he’s not a very good scientist either, so you can’t believe anything he writes about. ???

[pmorrison2588]

Quite well, and anything else ? Please post if you have more proof.

[Mintaka]

ARGUMENT FROM TORTURED LOGIC

1. God is a logical fallacy.
2. Logical fallacies exist
3. Therefore, God exists

Mintaka