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Sam Harris makes a joke and a point

everybody lol’ed

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Fun Bible Questions, by Matt Hensley, from John Loftus’ website - Debunking Christianity:

  1. If Jesus was such a good carpenter, why couldn’t he nail Mary Magdalene?

  2. Did god design woodchucks with a predetermined level of wood chucking ability?

  3. Why did Noah bother to save the Dodo bird, if god knew beforehand Christian sailors were going to eat them all?

  4. If Solomon was so smart and holy, why did he get married 300 times?

  5. Was Jesus a cheapskate? I mean seriously, loaves and fishes? Steaks and Lobsters would have drawn a bigger crowd.

  6. Isn’t there something a little wrong about 13 guys wandering around the countryside “laying hands” on people?

  7. Don’t you think god would draw more people to church if it was more like a magic miracle show every Sunday instead of an accountant convention?

  8. What the point of being able to perform miracles if you can’t make a tiger disappear every time one tries to eat an Indian child?

  9. God demands 10%. In the old days sacrificing and burning 10% of the flock was how he got paid. So why don’t churches set fire to the money they collect every week as a deposit into gods bank account?

  10. Why was god always screwing with the Israelites? You’d think he would have spent more time ruining their enemies.

  11. God invented everything. Therefore, god invented masturbation. How often do you think god does that? Is that why it’s been snowing so much lately?

  12. Back to Solomon: with all those wives and concubines, how did he have time to do anything but have sex?

  13. Why did god give all the oil to the Muslims and communists, if he loves Christians and Americans so much?

Thanks for reading and hopefully you had some fun. I’m outta here!!!

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Ray Comfort (Banana Man) meets Ricky Gervais

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In an extraordinary outburst in the Western Cape High Court, an advocate swore at the presiding judge and then stormed out of the courtroom.

Advocate Nehemiah Ballem, apparently angry after being questioned by Judge Lee Bozalek about his late appearance, said to the judge in Afrikaans: “Jou ma se ps, man, fk you!”

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He looked like a corpse? Tsk, tsk, journalism today.

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Please excuse my tardiness in visiting this thread…

'Luthon64

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this is from an ongoing meme, based on this add from the states:

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'Luthon64

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Church cross over Jesus bun ads April 9 2011 at 01:32pm

Wellington -

New Zealand’s Hell Pizza company has upset the Anglican Church with a billboard campaign advertising its Easter hot cross buns with the slogan, “For a limited time. A bit like Jesus,” a newspaper reported on Thursday.

“It’s disrespectful to what a lot of people hold very dear,” church spokesman Lloyd Ashton told the New Zealand Herald.

He said he was tired of advertising agencies using blasphemy and religious controversy to sell products.

Hell Pizza director Warren Powell defended the campaign. “I do not see how it could possibly be disrespectful to anyone’s religion,” he said.

“First of all, we’re acknowledging that Jesus Christ may have been on Earth for a limited time.

“We may bring them back next year, and everyone’s saying that Jesus Christ is coming back one day.” - Sapa-dpa

:smiley:

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I went to a funeral in Pretoria last week. Behind the preekstoel were the Alpha and Omega symbols. Funny thing was that the Alpha symbol looked exactly like the atheist A symbol.

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I was driving from Noordhoek to Fish Hoek on the Kommetjie Road last weekend and saw a church banner trying to recruit new members that went something like this -

XYZ Church Our church is not full of hypocrites... There is plenty of room for more.
Unfortunately, I was not able to turn around and take a photo, maybe if someone goes past, they would take a photo? It was somewhere here.. -34.126951, 18.403112
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I drove past there yesterday but didn’t notice the sign. I’ll keep an eye open next time I go that way.

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Who would win a fight Batman or Jesus?
Some great discussion on the question!!!
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/04/29/batman-vs-jesus/

The magic moment is when one declares, “And you’re neglecting the fact that bruce wayne is FICTIONAL!!!”

Yes? And?

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whaaaha ha ha. ja ne. bit of a fail there.