Democrat only has 10 letters if you spell it demmocratt. Nice one.
Many a true wordâŚ
Kwakwakwa⌠;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Todays Cyanide & Happiness is quite funny:
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as did yesterdays jesus and mo
Do you reckon when Jesus Christ stubbed his little toe he used to just hop around and go, âMe, me, me, me!â?
The School Inspector is assigned to a Grade 4 class in one of the local schools.
He is introduced to the class by the teacher. She says to the class, âLetâs show the Inspector just
how clever you are by allowing him to ask you a question.â
The Inspector reasons that normally class starts with religious instruction, so he will ask a Bible question.
He asks: âClass, who broke down the walls of Jericho?â For a full minute, there is absolute silence.
The children all just stare at him blankly.
Eventually, Sipho raises his hand. The Inspector excitedly points to him. Sipho stands up and replies,
âSir, I do not know who broke down the walls of Jericho, but I can assure you it wasnât me.â
The Inspector is shocked at the answer and looks wide-eyed at the teacher for an explanation.
Realizing that he is perturbed, the teacher says, âWell, Iâve known Sipho since the
beginning of the year, and I believe that if he says he didnât do it, then he didnât do it.â
The Inspector is even more shocked at this and storms down to the Principalâs office and
tells him what had happened, to which the principal replies, âI donât know the boy, but I socialize
with his teacher, and I believe her. If she feels that the boy is innocent, then he must be innocent.â
The Inspector canât believe what he is hearing. He grabs the phone and
in a rage dials the Minister of Educationâs telephone number and rattles the
entire occurrence to him and asks what he thinks of the education standard in schools.
The Minister sighs heavily and replies, âI donât know the boy, the teacher, nor the Principal,
but just get three quotations and have the wall fixed!â
Jesus, Chuck Norris, and the Pope were sitting in a boat fishing. Jesus was done fishing so he got out of the boat and walked on the water to land. Chuck Norris was done fishing so he got out of the boat and walked to land. The pope was done fishing so he got out of the boat and started to drown. Jesus looked over at Chuck and asked âYou think we shouldâve told him about the stepping stones?â
Chuck Norris looked at Jesus and said âWhat stepping stones?â
hee hee. gotta love old chuck.
Actually its more annoying than funny, but its suited in this forum:
Sep 11th ( New York ) Jan 11th ( Haiti ) and March 11th ( Japan )........Luke 21:10-11Then Jesus said to his disciples: "Nation will rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom. There will be great earthquakes', famines and pestilences in various places, and fearful events and great signs from heaven. 'Jesus says for behold I come quickly,' * [so ask yourself r u ready?] *Sad to say Many wonât broadcast this message
Who on earth has time for this sh*t???
The amount of doomsday e-mails has risen exponentially this week.
we need to start a re-mail, of all the doomsday mails of before, and add a big, fat FAIL after each disaster prediction gone and nothing happenedâŚ
You start it, and Iâll sustain it on behalf of everybody. Iâm being inundated by the rubbishâŚ
i created one, if anyone wants it, send me a blank email to [email protected]
... aimed to destroy the Revolution through the use of communication systems out of the control of authorities,"
Perhaps Fidel doesnât really âgetâ what revolution means.