take that pigs!
Heheh. Yes. 2000 years cumming certainly beats the pigs, hands down. LOL. But hey, does Jeebus have a girlfriend? No? Must be a wanker then. Heheh >:D
No Mary M went out jolling with him after his incarceration in Josephâs private cave and he didnât know how to re-do all the bandages after pomping Mary Magdalene, so she cooks up this story that he has ducked and they find all his bandages lying just like that on the bench. He was so embarrassed he hid for a while and when he reckoned allâs allright appeared as if magically to his gang. Mary M was there all along and THATâs why (I just had an epiphany!) Maryâs Gospel was censored by the priestsâŚshe was going to do the dirty on him after he up and left them all behind. Hell hath no Fury etcâŚ
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ecd11c5d-9329-454b-a50b-d895fa1e4269.jpg?w=450&h=395
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/979db40a-befe-43ac-a405-40c6e6464e32.jpg?w=437&h=333
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/7141a98e-2824-48bb-a7e7-9f44aee19f5b.jpg?w=441&h=340
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/fa862316-000c-46de-88c6-cabd16a8edb7.jpg?w=426&h=396
So if he wasnât back then, in the second coming, Jesus is definitely black!
The husbandâs comment is pure classic stuffâŚ
people are so daft.
Quite possibly a hoax but it works because people are so daft and it could actually be true. 
in the deep south, jesus is black, and he doesnt let you come first.
Brilliant!
http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/475b9e65-8980-4754-8810-b204b0757200.jpg
pretty much sums that shit up
Obamas Elf This is just frikkin brilliant!