A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, “Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?”
He replied, “They had avocados.”
If you’re a woman, I’m sure you’re going back to read it again!
Men will get it the first time.
My work is done here.
“Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S’matter? You don’t think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it… nature. So whaddya think? Women… a mistake… or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?”
–Daryl van Horne, “The Witches of Eastwick”
More of his memorable quotes here: http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0014222/quotes
I’m offended. I only had to read it once… 
