;D Yes, that would be a very comprehensive and telling measure for sure!
r.
Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
Related to above:
Why are the smaller sized ladies underwear always stacked on the top shelf and the big sizes by the floor - short people cannot reach and fat people cannot kneel down…
Ditto with the shoes…
Will e-tags be the gift of choice for Gautengers this festive season?
'Luthon64
Do prisons have fire escapes?
How do extension cords/garden hoses get so horribly tangled after you so carefully rolled them up?
True frustration. Anything longer than a cucumber should be wound around a spool. There is little hope otherwise, except if you’re feeling … erm … crochety:
A question that featured on the BBC quiz programme QI:
What is the largest black body in our solar system?
[spoiler]The sun.[/spoiler]
The first thing that came to mind was Khulubuse Zuma…
Heh, I was going to suggest the SA Grubbermint. It absorbs taxes perfectly.
'Luthon64
How come the English invented a game you can’t play in the rain?
Why are dates packed with their pits still intact labelled unpitted?
How come a tiny grain of sand in your shoe feel like a boulder?