What’s your favorite metaphor to describe religion?
Here’s a few of mine:
Religion is like a suppository - it irritates the shit out of me.
Religion is like a condom - it gives you a sense of security while you’re getting screwed.
Religion is like gravity - it sucks.
Life without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.
Religion is like underwear - Everyone thinks you have to have it, but nobody can give a good reason why.