As I grew older, I grew wiser, and I started just recently becoming a full Christian like yourselves. Also as I grew older, my acne started to get milder, and just recently after I joined God's favourite website my acne has almost completely cleared up. A strange coincidence, don't you think?
Well, it is scientifically proven that masturbation causes acne. That is why teenagers are often so pockmark-riddled. No doubt you masturbated a lot (among other sins), which caused God to smite you with pimples. Let your testimony shine forth and be a beacon of hope to anyone who wants to achieve clear skin. Rev. Jim Osborne Rev. Jim Osborne is offline
well freck me
And we must point out just how serious masturbation is. Since it is done without another person of the opposite sex present, masturbation is automatically homosexual sex. This is a clear abomination in the sight of the Lord.
excuse me while i pick my jaw off from the floor
i think i need to go find a suicide sect, and a plane, and a big building. full of pimply christians.
OK I am really scared now… (wtf!!)
Went to take a look just for curiosity’s sake, but seriously people… are these quotes from real people?
Quote# 76370 Not all Muslims are terrorists but ALL terrorists are Muslims!
Quote# 76335 [Re. censorship in Islamic nations.] I’ll tell you, I just came back from the Middle East, and it was refreshing. With all that is going on, it was refreshing not to be constantly bombarded with smut all the time.
Quote# 76237 I am a young white female and I am very uneasy around niggers, especially the males.
If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may
have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure
and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to
participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds
into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek
immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental
guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the
following are applicable to your child:
2-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
7-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
8-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
14-Complains of boredom.
I happen to like music, what the hell should be printed on my T-shirts? pictures of jesus? Define eccentric? Most of the most woo-people I know are very 'eccentric'.
And if I had to constantly engage in 'wholesome activities' like the bible, church, prayer and sports, I would also be bored.
The list goes to 37, and apparently if your child displays 5 of these 'symptoms' you should be worried.
The best one was:
35-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism,
Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.