The Servile Homilies of Walker, Texas Preacher: Truth and Lies

Is it just me, or does Chuck Norris’ lament on lying strike anyone else as unwittingly ironic, if not disingenuous, in view of his religious cant?

He seems to think that Huff and Geis’ book, How to Lie With Statistics, is an Abuser’s Manual, rather than an exposé of standard statistical subterfuges. Obviously, Cordell the Knucklesandwich Dispenser would never actually read such a godless book for fear of being godsmacked by a roundhouse of reason.