You see, last night someone (think they) mentioned “Justnowism”, the belief that the universe was created a couple of seconds ago, with everything, including your memories, created exactly as it would have been had the universe been billions of years old.
I would like to solidly reject that belief, which is obviously baloney. I instead supply you with the true gospel:
Justnownowism. This is the (true and perfect) gospel of how the universe DOES NOT YET EXIST, but you are experiencing this moment in time as a memory while it is being implanted into your future brain, as it comes into existance.
I’m happy to assume the heavy burden of being the sole and authoritive leader of this newfound true knowledge religion. Please make cheques out to “Mr. BoogieMonster”, so that we can invest that money (which doesn’t exist yet anyway) into spreading our newfound truth among the retroactive memories of the as-yet-non-existant people of the future world.
I thank you.