These folks apparently think a rainbow is a physical structure, standing in the sky.
My fok, Marelize. I lack a sufficient number of faces and palms.
There’s already a snopes link right in the image but you’ll find the refutation… err… interesting.
I am waiting for the conspiracy theories, blaming Muslims, Jews or Hillary Clinton. But the way the French smoke, it’s something of a miracle the cathedral stood as long as it did. 
“A person trained in house cleansing.” Hmm. I wonder where one can undergo the training. Any university departments in house cleansing?
Nah in my experience you just get a lady that really needs a job, preferably with a reference from a friend. For some reason all house cleansers are “super reliable”.
Reminds me a bit of a friend of mine who is a physiognomist. Which is, er, a face reader. She reads faces like gypsy clairvoyants read palms. Or something. Anyway, I think her training consisted of reading a few books on the subject, or maybe doing a correspondence course. She wrote a bestselling book on the subject, and hobnobs with celebrities all over the country and on TV. Seems to be a growth industry, and perhaps house cleansing will soon follow. We missed our calling, I tell you. I wonder if there is still some room in the penis enlargement industry…
The tortoise IS God. He labels his shell so that it doesn’t get mixed up when he goes swimming.
So clearly it’s agreed then.
If the Eternal and Immutable Truth®™ (℗ & © 325 CE), as amended 381, 431, 449, 451, 553, 680-681, 692, 754, 787, 869-870, 879-880, 1123, 1139, 1179, 1215, 1245, 1274, 1311-1312, 1341-1351, 1409, 1414-1418, 1423-1424, 1431-1445, 1512-1514, 1545-1563, 1672, 1870-1960, 1962-1965 CE et seq, can be established consensually by an act of ballot, then surely as menial a thing as the reality of spirits—whether evil, or sticky, or both—rests on an unshakeable footing as soon as three or more people agree, no?
'Luthon64
Feast your eyes on this bullshit!
The comments section is just complete agreement, amen’s and general credulity. I feel poorer having witnessed it.
Perhaps Prophetess Thandi has one of those fake theology degrees that were in the news recently. 
Sigh…
Presumably we’ll find a little girl every day. We’ll end up having to build whole new orphanages.
Imagine what joy we could achieve if people prayed Googled together for rational, as opposed to divine, guidance on the rules of English spelling and grammar before posting inane memes…
'Luthon64
Here we go again. And if we have another drought year, more prayers will follow. We really have an interesting way of solving our problems here…
Nog 'n FB fight. Van die kommentare is priceless. Dis 'n bietjie laer af onder Ernst Marais. https://www.facebook.com/search/top/?q=middelburg%20observer&epa=SEARCH_BOX
Q: Wat is klein en bruin en gaan op en af teen 'n boom?
A: 'n Masturbeertjie.
En dit is waaraan die kommentators en hulle bidbeertjies daar my laat dink. Ek kon die grappie nie heeltemal onthou nie en was verplig om hom in 'n ou uitgawe van Vrye Weekblad te gaan soek. 