Puns

Like fine wine. Just beautiful.

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People say being a waiter is a bad job, but at least it puts food on the table.

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“When you hit a French person with a long loaf of bread, they’ll hit you back with two long loaves of bread because violence baguettes violence.” ~Melissa Attree (adapted)

'Luthon64

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Bloody Python interpreter. Keeps throwing errors criticising my functions. I think it’s just looking for an argument.

That wouldn’t be an exception.

Well, this.

I just found out Albert Einstein was a real person, I always thought he was a theoretical physicist.

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So basically a likeness of Trump then.

I really like cottage cheese, so I think I should try other dwelling cheeses too. - Mitch Hedberg

I’d like to explain what happened before the big bang, but there’s no time.

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